搞笑的英文绕口令

　　1、if you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

　　2、i’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.

　　3、i’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.

　　4、love’s a feeling you feel when you feelyou’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before.

　　5、mommy made me eat my m&ms.

　　6、old mr. hunthad a cuddy puntnot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.

　　7、 she sells sea shells on the sea shore;the shells that she sells are sea shells i’m sure.so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,i’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

　　8、sister suzie sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill as sewing shirtsour shy young sister suzie showssome soldiers send epistlessay they’d rather sleep in thistlesthan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers sister suzie sews.

　　9、the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　10、the big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

　　11、the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick

　　12、 there once was a man who had a sister, his name was mr. fister. mr. fister’s sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. mr. fister didn’t sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. mr. fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. the sister of mr. fister said i sold six shells to six shieks too!

　　13、there once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

　　14、there was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

　　16、how much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

　　17、 how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

　　18、i know a boy named tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state what tate ate at eight eightor what tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.

　　19、i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?

　　20、 i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

　　21、a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.

　　22、 a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "

　　23、a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

　　24、aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum

　　25、as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.

　　26、 betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter bought some better butter.

　　27、dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

　　28、dust is a disk’s worst enemy.

　　29、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.